hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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