I puked a lego.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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