After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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