Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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