You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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