do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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