butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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