I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Randomize
