I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
farters have to be the big spoon...
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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