Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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