my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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