She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
so much tequila, so little girl.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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