Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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