R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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