This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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