how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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