I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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