is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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