Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want to make out with him forever
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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