State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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