i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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