If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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