what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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