It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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