I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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