Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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