I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
