It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
