its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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