i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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