i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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