wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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