apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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