I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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