Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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