You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
