You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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