We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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