So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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