I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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