So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
A bitchslap is in order.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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