I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
My ass is underappreciated
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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