I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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