Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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