im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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