I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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