We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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