hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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