hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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