And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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