I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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