I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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