I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
True strength comes from lack of pants
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
