fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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