when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just had sex on a roof
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize